去睇演唱會, 通常最精彩的部份, 是Encore時段, 其實, 聽talk也是一樣, 話說昨晚有一個talk, 內容沒甚特別, 不過, 戲肉卻出現在問答環節! 兩位賓客, 上行彈藥, 先柔後剛, 強烈炮轟敵方, OMG, 真係好Q精彩, 唔講仲以為睇緊3D版 Tom Hanks - 雷霆救兵, 其中一位神瘋特擊隊隊員阿民, 聲嘶力竭, 氣喘如牛, 不停開火, 拳拳到肉, 雖然, 感覺上, 佢好似take左野, 但係攻勢確是強勁!! 還有一點, 一如以往, 阿民用他的招牌殺手皂 -- 「我個女讀蘿」手榴彈, 炸向老梁, 但係老梁好似冇甚反應...
事後同一位叫AY (註: 不是CY, 別誤會)人仕, 分享所見所聞, AY 不屑地說: 「挑你老味, 通街都有人讀蘿!! 你睇下簡sir, 佢個仔咪又係讀蘿, 簡sir都要坐啦...」...所言甚是...
另外, 昨晚有個貓眼人, 係重要moment, 竟然逃離現場, 免誤中副車, 貓真係貓, 狗都不如。
我知道有些人, 一定dum春, 錯過呢個精彩搏擊, 不過, 當晚有人錄左mp3喲, 如果想聽, 實有辦法, 呵呵...
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Pulp - Common People
係節目中，其中一首選曲, 是 Pulp - Common People, Pulp 係 Britpop 其中一隊重要樂隊, 歌詞出名精警, 諷刺時弊...即使現在聽番, 仍然拍案叫絕...Common People 諷刺那些落區扮了解低下階層, 飲紅酒既二世祖撚樣仆街...
She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge,
she studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College,
that's where I,
caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was loaded,
I said "In that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola."
She said "Fine."
and in thirty seconds time she said,
"I want to live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do,
I want to sleep with common people,
I want to sleep with common people,
like you."
Well what else could I do -
I said "I'll see what I can do."
I took her to a supermarket,
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere,
so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money,
she just laughed and said,
"Oh you're so funny."
I said "yeah?
Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like common people,
you want to see whatever common people see,
you want to sleep with common people,
you want to sleep with common people,
like me."
But she didn't understand,
she just smiled and held my hand.
Rent a flat above a shop,
cut your hair and get a job.
Smoke some fags and play some pool,
pretend you never went to school.
But still you'll never get it right,
cos when you're laid in bed at night,
watching roaches climb the wall,
if you call your Dad he could stop it all.
You'll never live like common people,
you'll never do what common people do,
you'll never fail like common people,
you'll never watch your life slide out of view,
and dance and drink and screw,
because there's nothing else to do.
Sing along with the common people,
sing along and it might just get you through,
laugh along with the common people,
laugh along even though they're laughing at you,
and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that poor is cool.
Like a dog lying in a corner,
they'll bite you and never warn you.
Look out.
They'll tear your insides out.
'Cause Everybody hates a tourist,
especially one who thinks
it's all such a laugh.
Yeah, and the chip stains' grease
will come out in the bath.
You will never understand
how it feels to live your life
with no meaning or control
and with nowhere left to go.
You're amazed that they exist
and they burn so bright,
while you can only wonder why.
I want to live with common people,
I want to live with common people etc...
She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge,
she studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College,
that's where I,
caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was loaded,
I said "In that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola."
She said "Fine."
and in thirty seconds time she said,
"I want to live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do,
I want to sleep with common people,
I want to sleep with common people,
like you."
Well what else could I do -
I said "I'll see what I can do."
I took her to a supermarket,
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere,
so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money,
she just laughed and said,
"Oh you're so funny."
I said "yeah?
Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like common people,
you want to see whatever common people see,
you want to sleep with common people,
you want to sleep with common people,
like me."
But she didn't understand,
she just smiled and held my hand.
Rent a flat above a shop,
cut your hair and get a job.
Smoke some fags and play some pool,
pretend you never went to school.
But still you'll never get it right,
cos when you're laid in bed at night,
watching roaches climb the wall,
if you call your Dad he could stop it all.
You'll never live like common people,
you'll never do what common people do,
you'll never fail like common people,
you'll never watch your life slide out of view,
and dance and drink and screw,
because there's nothing else to do.
Sing along with the common people,
sing along and it might just get you through,
laugh along with the common people,
laugh along even though they're laughing at you,
and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that poor is cool.
Like a dog lying in a corner,
they'll bite you and never warn you.
Look out.
They'll tear your insides out.
'Cause Everybody hates a tourist,
especially one who thinks
it's all such a laugh.
Yeah, and the chip stains' grease
will come out in the bath.
You will never understand
how it feels to live your life
with no meaning or control
and with nowhere left to go.
You're amazed that they exist
and they burn so bright,
while you can only wonder why.
I want to live with common people,
I want to live with common people etc...
Friday, November 25, 2011
處男下海
昨日終於完成 Ben's Choice x Our Radio 處男下海電台節目錄音, Our Radio 總部其實不大, 500呎左右吧...
感覺如何? 同我國太空人, 楊利偉一樣, 感覺良好, 事前也有些擔心搭不了嘴, 好彩過程順利, 兩大主持 Gary 同 ALOK 好識掌握節目節奏, Gary 基本上係主幹, 帶住大家講甚麼話題, ALOK 從佢對話中, 可以睇到佢既音樂知識極高, 小弟終於見識到, 甚麼是有料音樂文化人, 佢一坐底就係個袋到拎左本電話簿咁厚既英倫音樂文化書籍, 好彩小弟文化根基也不弱, 個袋都袋左10幾本火武耀揚, 「豬朋狗友身邊過，乾坤正氣在心中!」1.5 小時時光飛逝, 轉眼講完...
大部份有關Britpop 音樂既重要事情, 都有係節目談及, 你問我有甚麼想講而冇講? 我想是政治 x 音樂吧, 80年代保守黨鐡娘子發展戴卓爾主義, 打擊工會, 1997 議會大選, 貝理雅話要建立 "New Labor, New Britain" 呢d美麗謊言...甚麼"第三條道路"呢d狗話, Noel Gallagher 係頒獎禮講"權力歸於人民" Power to the People 等等...也未有談及...
感覺如何? 同我國太空人, 楊利偉一樣, 感覺良好, 事前也有些擔心搭不了嘴, 好彩過程順利, 兩大主持 Gary 同 ALOK 好識掌握節目節奏, Gary 基本上係主幹, 帶住大家講甚麼話題, ALOK 從佢對話中, 可以睇到佢既音樂知識極高, 小弟終於見識到, 甚麼是有料音樂文化人, 佢一坐底就係個袋到拎左本電話簿咁厚既英倫音樂文化書籍, 好彩小弟文化根基也不弱, 個袋都袋左10幾本火武耀揚, 「豬朋狗友身邊過，乾坤正氣在心中!」1.5 小時時光飛逝, 轉眼講完...
大部份有關Britpop 音樂既重要事情, 都有係節目談及, 你問我有甚麼想講而冇講? 我想是政治 x 音樂吧, 80年代保守黨鐡娘子發展戴卓爾主義, 打擊工會, 1997 議會大選, 貝理雅話要建立 "New Labor, New Britain" 呢d美麗謊言...甚麼"第三條道路"呢d狗話, Noel Gallagher 係頒獎禮講"權力歸於人民" Power to the People 等等...也未有談及...
Thursday, November 24, 2011
香港廁文化
星期二晚, 22世紀藍皮書實在精彩, 一路聽一唔笑...好有共鳴!
主題：香港廁文化
第一節
所長與廁客 內地踎廁 廁客攻略
第二節
廁客攻略實例 廁勾 難忘公廁
雙人便式 急難
第三節
抆 嘔與屙 野外便出
菊花漆 日本馬桶研究
Monday, November 21, 2011
豪語!!
每個人, 總有些金句, 自信爆棚既前Oasis 主將 Noel Gallagher, 當然也不例外...
"Apparently jesus was 5 feet 6 inches tall, Does that mean i am bigger than god?" “如果耶穌只有168CM的話，是不是意思我比神還大？”（NOEL身高170）
Noel on his love for liam"Sure I love Liam, but not as much as I love Pot Noodles" NOEL關於他對LIAM的愛：“當然我愛LIAM，但沒我對杯麵的愛那麼深。”
Noel: " If liam is the King of the Lads, then im the King of Kings" NOEL：“如果LIAM是小青年的首領，那我就是首領中的首領”
What's mine is mine, and what's Liam's I give him half of. 屬於我的是我的，屬於LIAM的有一半是我給他的。
The thing about us is we're honest. If we're asked whether we take drugs, we say yes. I was brought up by my mam not to be a liar. 我們最大的優點是我們很老實。有人問我們有沒有用毒品﹐我答有。我媽從小就教我們不要說謊。
We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world. 我們不是自大﹐只是深信我們是世上最好的樂隊。
Best act today. Tomorrow. The day after that. And the day after that. 最佳樂隊。今天是﹐明天是﹐以後每天都是。
We mean more to people than putting money in a church basket and saying ten hail marys on a Sunday. Has God played Knebworth recently? 在一般人心中，Oasis的意義比起星期天上教堂禱告十次要大得多。上帝最近有在knebworth演唱過嗎？
（某權威教會人仕稍後會這樣公開回應：上帝每個聖期日也在knebworth演唱。）
We're a rock band, a pop band, a punk band, but then we're something else altogether. If you go back through 30 years of music, we're the best bits, your favourite bits, all encompassed in one band. We're Oasis. 我們是一個搖滾樂隊，龐克樂隊，流行樂隊，但我們不止這樣。我們是過去３０年音樂歷史的精華。我們是Oasis。
You don't deserve us. Thank you. Fuck you. (對著反應差的觀眾) 你們不配看我們的演出。謝謝。Fxxk you。
"I dont have a problem with bootlegs if it's something that's already been released. Different versions of songs that people know is fine by me. I mean, i am the Beatles Bootleg King! I've got so many that i dont even know where to start" - Noel on bootlegs 如果歌曲已經發行的話，盜版演唱會錄音我覺得不是問題。我也不會奇怪其他人知道有不同版本錄音的存在。我自己就是個Beatles的盜版錄音王喔！我也數不清有多少他們的盜錄唱片。
On Kylie Minogue: 'I don't hate Kylie but I hate her music with a passion - it's just unbridled filth, it's disgusting.' 關於Kylie Minogue：“我並不討厭她，但我极端恨她的音樂——那實在太讓人無法忍受。”
On the Backstreet Boys: 'Should be shot' 關於後街男孩：“拖出去槍斃！”
Why Northerns do it better?
N:Northerners are better at football and music,they dress better and have got better accents.They have a greater sense of identity family,community and who they are.And that's why they do it better.
為什麼北方人有什麼地方優勢？
N：北方人的音樂和足球都玩的更好，他們穿的更有型，說話更好聽，他們家庭感、社區責任感更強。那就是為什麼他們更優勢。
Why your girlfriend says you're the most unromantic person of your generation?
N:Because I don't cry at soppy things and have to be forced to be romantic for birthtdays and Valentine's Day.But how can you call the man who wrote Live Forever unromantic?It exasperates Sara that I'm a gruff northerner. Massaging girls' feet? F*** right off.‘
為什麼你的女朋友說你是最不浪漫的人？
N：因為我對生日、情人節那些東西不怎麼在意。但你怎麼能說一個寫出Live Forever這樣歌曲的男人是不浪漫？去按摩女人的腳？我是做不到。
How many guitars you own?
N:At the last count 97.If I see a guitar in a shop,regardless of whether I've got four of them,I think "I've got to have one in that colour".When they ask"Would you like to plug it in?"I say"No, but have you got a mirror?"Then I stand there and go "That looks f***ing great!"
你有多少把吉他？
N：上次數是97把。如果我見到一把吉他，就算已有4把同樣款式，我會想‘我必須擁有這個顏色。’然後他們問：‘你要不要帶上試試看？’我說‘不了，但你們有沒鏡子？’然後我拿著吉他往鏡子面前一站‘吉他和我真他媽絕配！’
When you last went dancing?
N:I was a bit of a mover back in the day at the Hacienda, but as soon as you become famous you have to stop dancing.It's a rule.Because people are like"Isn't that guy from that group?Look the way he's dancing,the ####."
你上次跳舞是什麼時候？
N：我以前常常跳，但一旦你成名就會不再跳舞。那是規定。因為看到的人會說“那不是那個樂隊的人嗎？看他跳舞的傻樣。”
How Hard is it to give up fags?
N:I've never tried and I'm not going to.Even if I get lung cancer.Smoking looks cool.It particulary looks cool if you're wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses.You're telling me anything looks cooler than that?
你會戒煙嗎？
N：我想都沒想過。就算我得肺癌。抽煙看起來很有型。它特別有味道當你穿著黑衣服和帶著墨鏡。你能說出比那更有型的嗎？
Noel: My band doesn't need some corporate fat pig who wears a dicky bow and thinks Sting and Phil Collins are the cutting edge of music to tell me how good my fucking group is. Noel: 我們他媽的不需要戴著蝶形領結，而且認為 Sting 和 Phil Collins 是音樂界天才的肥豬告訴我，我的樂隊有多好。（關於Brit Awards全英大獎）
What the greatest lesson you've learned is?
N:Between the ages of 15 and 30,go mad.Go bananas.But when you get to 30,settle down.If you carry on in your thirties and fourties like you were in your twenties that's not right.I remember going to the Hacienda,seeing people who were 35 and thinking "You wanna go home Granddad".Doing Es at 35?If you don't stop when you're 30,you have to stop when you're 35.
你人生中學到最大的一課是什麼？
N：15到30之間，可以很瘋。但當過了30歲，就要安定下來。3、40歲的人還表現的箱20歲那樣是不對的，我記得在Hacienda時候，看到那些35歲的人就想他們這些老爸真應該回家。如果你30歲停不下來，35也必須停下來了。
"Apparently jesus was 5 feet 6 inches tall, Does that mean i am bigger than god?" “如果耶穌只有168CM的話，是不是意思我比神還大？”（NOEL身高170）
Noel on his love for liam"Sure I love Liam, but not as much as I love Pot Noodles" NOEL關於他對LIAM的愛：“當然我愛LIAM，但沒我對杯麵的愛那麼深。”
Noel: " If liam is the King of the Lads, then im the King of Kings" NOEL：“如果LIAM是小青年的首領，那我就是首領中的首領”
What's mine is mine, and what's Liam's I give him half of. 屬於我的是我的，屬於LIAM的有一半是我給他的。
The thing about us is we're honest. If we're asked whether we take drugs, we say yes. I was brought up by my mam not to be a liar. 我們最大的優點是我們很老實。有人問我們有沒有用毒品﹐我答有。我媽從小就教我們不要說謊。
We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world. 我們不是自大﹐只是深信我們是世上最好的樂隊。
Best act today. Tomorrow. The day after that. And the day after that. 最佳樂隊。今天是﹐明天是﹐以後每天都是。
We mean more to people than putting money in a church basket and saying ten hail marys on a Sunday. Has God played Knebworth recently? 在一般人心中，Oasis的意義比起星期天上教堂禱告十次要大得多。上帝最近有在knebworth演唱過嗎？
（某權威教會人仕稍後會這樣公開回應：上帝每個聖期日也在knebworth演唱。）
We're a rock band, a pop band, a punk band, but then we're something else altogether. If you go back through 30 years of music, we're the best bits, your favourite bits, all encompassed in one band. We're Oasis. 我們是一個搖滾樂隊，龐克樂隊，流行樂隊，但我們不止這樣。我們是過去３０年音樂歷史的精華。我們是Oasis。
You don't deserve us. Thank you. Fuck you. (對著反應差的觀眾) 你們不配看我們的演出。謝謝。Fxxk you。
"I dont have a problem with bootlegs if it's something that's already been released. Different versions of songs that people know is fine by me. I mean, i am the Beatles Bootleg King! I've got so many that i dont even know where to start" - Noel on bootlegs 如果歌曲已經發行的話，盜版演唱會錄音我覺得不是問題。我也不會奇怪其他人知道有不同版本錄音的存在。我自己就是個Beatles的盜版錄音王喔！我也數不清有多少他們的盜錄唱片。
On Kylie Minogue: 'I don't hate Kylie but I hate her music with a passion - it's just unbridled filth, it's disgusting.' 關於Kylie Minogue：“我並不討厭她，但我极端恨她的音樂——那實在太讓人無法忍受。”
On the Backstreet Boys: 'Should be shot' 關於後街男孩：“拖出去槍斃！”
Why Northerns do it better?
N:Northerners are better at football and music,they dress better and have got better accents.They have a greater sense of identity family,community and who they are.And that's why they do it better.
為什麼北方人有什麼地方優勢？
N：北方人的音樂和足球都玩的更好，他們穿的更有型，說話更好聽，他們家庭感、社區責任感更強。那就是為什麼他們更優勢。
Why your girlfriend says you're the most unromantic person of your generation?
N:Because I don't cry at soppy things and have to be forced to be romantic for birthtdays and Valentine's Day.But how can you call the man who wrote Live Forever unromantic?It exasperates Sara that I'm a gruff northerner. Massaging girls' feet? F*** right off.‘
為什麼你的女朋友說你是最不浪漫的人？
N：因為我對生日、情人節那些東西不怎麼在意。但你怎麼能說一個寫出Live Forever這樣歌曲的男人是不浪漫？去按摩女人的腳？我是做不到。
How many guitars you own?
N:At the last count 97.If I see a guitar in a shop,regardless of whether I've got four of them,I think "I've got to have one in that colour".When they ask"Would you like to plug it in?"I say"No, but have you got a mirror?"Then I stand there and go "That looks f***ing great!"
你有多少把吉他？
N：上次數是97把。如果我見到一把吉他，就算已有4把同樣款式，我會想‘我必須擁有這個顏色。’然後他們問：‘你要不要帶上試試看？’我說‘不了，但你們有沒鏡子？’然後我拿著吉他往鏡子面前一站‘吉他和我真他媽絕配！’
When you last went dancing?
N:I was a bit of a mover back in the day at the Hacienda, but as soon as you become famous you have to stop dancing.It's a rule.Because people are like"Isn't that guy from that group?Look the way he's dancing,the ####."
你上次跳舞是什麼時候？
N：我以前常常跳，但一旦你成名就會不再跳舞。那是規定。因為看到的人會說“那不是那個樂隊的人嗎？看他跳舞的傻樣。”
How Hard is it to give up fags?
N:I've never tried and I'm not going to.Even if I get lung cancer.Smoking looks cool.It particulary looks cool if you're wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses.You're telling me anything looks cooler than that?
你會戒煙嗎？
N：我想都沒想過。就算我得肺癌。抽煙看起來很有型。它特別有味道當你穿著黑衣服和帶著墨鏡。你能說出比那更有型的嗎？
Noel: My band doesn't need some corporate fat pig who wears a dicky bow and thinks Sting and Phil Collins are the cutting edge of music to tell me how good my fucking group is. Noel: 我們他媽的不需要戴著蝶形領結，而且認為 Sting 和 Phil Collins 是音樂界天才的肥豬告訴我，我的樂隊有多好。（關於Brit Awards全英大獎）
What the greatest lesson you've learned is?
N:Between the ages of 15 and 30,go mad.Go bananas.But when you get to 30,settle down.If you carry on in your thirties and fourties like you were in your twenties that's not right.I remember going to the Hacienda,seeing people who were 35 and thinking "You wanna go home Granddad".Doing Es at 35?If you don't stop when you're 30,you have to stop when you're 35.
你人生中學到最大的一課是什麼？
N：15到30之間，可以很瘋。但當過了30歲，就要安定下來。3、40歲的人還表現的箱20歲那樣是不對的，我記得在Hacienda時候，看到那些35歲的人就想他們這些老爸真應該回家。如果你30歲停不下來，35也必須停下來了。
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Ben's Choice x Our Radio
君無戲言，小弟已落實11月尾會上Our Radio 做一晚音樂節目嘉賓，大談90's 英倫音樂文化！Ben's Choice x Our Radio ! 大家記得密切留意！特別是那些飲Ben's Choice 奶水大既巴打！